they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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