Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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