i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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