You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
A+ Viking dick
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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