As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
It's never too late to be topless.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
ok first of all what the fuck
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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