these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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