what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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