My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Randomize