Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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