so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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