that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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