Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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