I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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