did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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