I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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