did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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