The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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