Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
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