worst night to have a conscience
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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