This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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