I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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