id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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