I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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