That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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