this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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