Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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