Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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