where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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