About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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