i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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