Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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