sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I AM VODKA MAN
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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