Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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