Already got asked if we're dating
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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