so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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