Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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