Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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