Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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