Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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