Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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