At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
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she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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