he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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