Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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