Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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