My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Randomize
