All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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