Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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