He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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