I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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