We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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