I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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