i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I need a hoe opinion
go on
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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