If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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