I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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