I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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